Atlanta is extremely hilly, which has saved us a couple of times. On flat ground the tornado can get down, stay down, and really gain momentum, but in places like Atlanta it skips and hops and winds up never really fastening on the ground. Usually around here roofs get pulled off and trees get topped, but you don't see bare floor slabs looking like they've been vacuumed . . .
Q: Why is a tornado in Georgia like a divorce in Tennessee?
A: No matter what happens, somebody's going to lose a trailer . . .