You're the only one, my friend!
Dumas at 98 is unacceptable. The Count of Monte Cristo or The Three Musketeers should be in the top 20.
I tried to read Ulysses but gave up after about 50 pages. It sounds like I'm in the mainstream there.
I'm reading the Count of Monte Cristo now. Love it, even if the Count is even more far-sighted and masterfully manipulative than the Rove of DU's nightmares.