Damn, I was gonna give you a wisenheimer remark, but you were dead on with that. But, I'd like to see that faux titanium vest. I think I have the perfect pair of boots that would match it. :-)
Not my style but whatrever floats your boat...
With age, comes wisdom. Not only was I raised by one, I had to endure growing up with several, and then not learning my lesson, married several (one at a time, of course...) Trust me, Grasshopper, that shopping gene, is bigger than your extra Y chromosome, or whatever it is, that makes your kind, an entirely separate (tho not intolerable) species.... :) Now, exactly what sort of boots, would match, a faux titanium hunting vest? Would Fur lining, and buckle ties, be too gauche?