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To: glock rocks

That would be funny if I wasn't still laughing about the Garbage Cams...errr...I mean the Garage Cans...


49 posted on 02/09/2006 4:06:06 PM PST by tubebender (Everything I know about computers I learned on FRee Republic...)
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To: tubebender
 
 

The Sam's club in Fayetteville ( Georgia) is trying to get a license to sell liquor.
 

As part of that promotion Wal-Mart is going to roll out a new brand of
wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo
Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price,
in the $2-$5 range.
 

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap
wine", said Kathy Micken, director of marketing.
She continued:
 
"But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to
determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand.
 
The top surveyed names in popularity are:
 
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
 
 9. White Trashfindel
 
 8. Big Red Gulp
 
 7. World Championship Riesling
 
 6. NASCARbernet
 
 5. Chef Boyardeaux
 
 4. Peanut Noir
 
 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
 
 2. Grape Expectations
 
  And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...
 
  1. Nasti Spumante
 

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (Possum), or red meat (Squirrel).

 

 

 

 

 

Hey Tork, wanna split a bottle of #6 for the Shootout?

50 posted on 02/09/2006 4:34:20 PM PST by glock rocks (Real engineers don't answer "why" questions.)
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