The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. (USRSF). These
Alabama,
Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and
Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Feb. 11, 2004 8:30 p.m. ET (USA).
WOW, and they're time traveling to two years ago to stop the war before it gets out of hand...
amazing!!!
Now, that's just funny, I don't care WHO ya are !!