[Dashing Dasher]

I dated his older brother, Groper Senior. I slapped his face and walked away. It was quite a slap, if I must say so myself!

He called to apologize - and I hung up.

FYI, Boys!

Groping is BAD!

[Goodgirlinred]

Ugh! I went out with this OLDER man whom I met on Match.com. Thought he would be nice as we had talked a lot on the phone. He was a groper from the moment he got in the house, through dinner, on the way home from dinner, and until I could get him out of the house. Like an idiot I had put Harm outside because he was afraid of him. I did not know Harm had pinned him against the wall in the foyer when he came in while I was putting the roses in water. Had I known that, I would never have gone out with him. :( Live and learn.

[Flavius Josephus]

Groping is BAD! Yeah, I know. Seriesly, also don't make out with a woman on the first date. I have had a number of them that were willing to do it, but they never went out with me again. One woman tried to slip me the tongue on the first date, I made it a chaste goodnight kiss, and we were hot and heavy for the next six months.