Posted on 02/03/2006 5:25:00 PM PST by apackof2
Sorry. I promise I won't do that again! LOL
I actually had a date in college with a girl who was 18, but acted about 11. I mean, the whole time I felt like I was out with my little sister or something...she didn't know what half the words I said meant (and I wasn't talking anywhere out of the realm of normal for a 19 year old college guy)...
"but that's a story for another time"
Um...no it's not!
My marriage proposals from foreign men are from cabbies.
I have multiple stories of cab rides gone horribly wrong.
It really is a long story, but I am not making it up--I still have the ring! Let's just say it involves a misunderstanding and a mother who doesn't speak English (and a prospective groom who barely speaks English).
It looks like the subject tonight is blind dates.
I had one of those before. It got kind of awkward when she asked me to pick something out for her to eat. She handed me her menu and it was in braille!
wow. that is bad. Haven't had any of those yet.
Agreed, you HAVE to give us the details on that!
should have ordered finger food.
I had an online dating ad up for a while, a couple years ago. I had this Russian girl emailing me for a while, I think she was looking for a meal ticket to the US, because she was borderline stalking me for a while about how she was "falling so hard" for me, even though we never talked more than twice by email, and that she "desperately needed" ME to buy her a plane ticket.
Is that a "blind date" joke?
Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
That one has happened to me for real.
ROFL...
*I think I'm the first one to get the joke...*
Why? Couldn't you see it coming?
Thank you. :-)
*groan*
No, I was blind-sided.
Oh puhleeze. We established weeks ago that your sense of humor and mine do not exist in the same fantasy trilogy.
My senior prom was bad enough. We had a good enough time at the prom, but at the afterprom she played minature golf...with her NOSE! Then she decided the whole place would like to see her Betty Boop panties...
Two days later, she shaved her head because she "wanted to look like Sinead O'Connor." I thank God to this day that at least she didn't shave it before the prom.
Aha! See this is more proof that men born in 1977 all have the same wacky sense of humor.
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