[Cagey]

"Did you see that naked man? It looked like a button."

That's hilarious. We too often forget that older folks are not as embarrassed by things as we might think they are.

[retrokitten]

Her grandmother is a complete character. She lived in an apartment and the girl upstairs was about 25ish and average size. The grandmother was angry because she said the girl "walked too heavy."

She took it out on my co-worker one day: "That's the problem with you young people- you're always walking around in those big-soled shoes. She needs to get her some house shoes or sit the hell down!"