In the interests of science, I'll immediately go out into the Las Vegas night and run several hundred experiments. Strange thing is, in this town I'll get plenty of encouragement, and strangley probably several bills. :-)
So Hitman, are you saying that, in the name of science, you will personally conduct a breast fondling experiment in Las Vegas? Excellent! In order to do this correctly you will have to play a straight man instead of a gay one. Are you sure that you're up for the task?