On a trip home I was taking a country road to my mom's house late one Friday night. An ambulance hastilly pulled onto the road ahead of me. On the turn, the back door opened and what looked like an ice chest fell out. I honked and blinked my lights, but it didn't stop.
I got out and looked into the chest, where I saw four toes packed in ice.
What did I do you ask?
Called a toe truck.
