To: AppyPappy
"Hey! A bottle of Dewars 12 year-old just appeared on my desk. Do that again."
Awww...man! I'm going to have to quit using that particular Book of Shadows. The spells in there are always doing something they're not supposed to. Last time I used a spell from that book to fix a flat tire, I ended up with a small dragon attached to my rear axle.
Maybe I'm not holding my wand correctly or something.
25 posted on
01/19/2006 7:39:44 AM PST by
MineralMan
(godless atheist)
To: MineralMan
Was the book written by someone named Clara?
27 posted on
01/19/2006 7:43:10 AM PST by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: MineralMan
Maybe I'm not holding my wand correctly or something. My Mom made a big fuss when she would catch me holding my wand. Must have been the same with you, too.
55 posted on
01/19/2006 10:09:57 AM PST by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: MineralMan
Take heart. At least the dragon was attached to your rear axle and not your rear end.
:)
73 posted on
01/19/2006 12:33:07 PM PST by
Politicalmom
(Must I use a sarcasm tag?)
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