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20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick
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| Jan 16th, 2006
Posted on 01/16/2006 10:56:58 AM PST by laney
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posted on
01/16/2006 10:56:59 AM PST
by
laney
To: laney
1. A job interview with a rival company.
To: laney
I was in the bed with my sister this morning. There, is that sick enough for you?
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posted on
01/16/2006 10:59:33 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
To: January24th
That's reasonable...But my Monkey Died????
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posted on
01/16/2006 10:59:38 AM PST
by
laney
(Happy 2006!)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Not if you are under 10....
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:00:10 AM PST
by
laney
(Happy 2006!)
To: All
These are terrible!
I hurt myself bowling.
I was spit on by a venomous snake.
I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
A hitman was looking for me.
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
I eloped
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:01:33 AM PST
by
laney
(Happy 2006!)
To: laney
Well then I wouldn't have a job now would I....?
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:01:35 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Well my dad likes to remind us that he has been working since age 10....
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:02:24 AM PST
by
laney
(Happy 2006!)
To: laney
In fact, the study found only 38 percent of unscheduled absences are due to personal illness, while 62 percent are for other reasonsDuh. Why waste a day off of work being sick?
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:03:20 AM PST
by
ShadowDancer
(I think I may have the Asian Bird Fru. I mean Flu. (Damn, it's starting already))
To: laney
Let me guess.
He walked two miles through 4 feet of snow everyday to make 75cents per day.....
He worked at the same place my Dad did.
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:04:31 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
To: laney
My boss reminded me my sick time doesn't roll over, so I might want to come down with an occasional cough or sore throat toward the end of the fiscal year.
To: laney
I almost called in "sick" today, just so I could stay home and amp up for the next 2 hours of "24".
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:06:19 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(Chloe: "Relax he's really good at this")
To: HOTTIEBOY
It appears they did work at the same place! maybe walked in that same snow storm as well....;)
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:07:38 AM PST
by
laney
(Happy 2006!)
To: Larry Lucido
Warm sunshine makes me sick. In fact, (cough,cough) I am feeling a little...cough.....
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:07:43 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
To: MadCharity
Don't blame me, you made me do it......
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:09:03 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Are you sure your well after that storm?
(PaulaB looking at Hotties head for bruising)
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:26:10 AM PST
by
PaulaB
To: laney; Cagey
20 Best Excuses for Calling in SickYou don't want to hear your stupid boss lecture you on how many pieces of flair you should wear.
To: ShadowDancer
Duh. Why waste a day off of work being sick?
LOL No doubt
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:27:32 AM PST
by
PaulaB
To: laney
The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection.
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:27:50 AM PST
by
Brandon
To: PaulaB
Well now that you mentioned it.....
It was pretty traumatic. I wouldn't want to be counter productive you know.
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posted on
01/16/2006 11:30:31 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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