Yep. Even poor Camille is like Celine Dion compared to those two.
And I sure did do the amoeba an injustice. There was absolutely nothing in mom's face to indicate she got what was going on. Simon said he wanted to see the mother, and mom goes out there thinking she's in line for a modeling gig or something. Unbelievable. Now that her sement has been on TeeVee, I wonder if someone in her life will clue her in that she was actually shown as an example of the worst there is in motherhood.
They will probably add it to the list of things to clue her in about, right after "Pants THEN shoes."