Jonny, here I was telling you just wait until next year when some yahoo wannabe sings a Carrie song -- and you didn't tell me about the fight between the two black chicks. LOL!
The one girl had her ticket to Hollywood and the other was ragging on her saying she can sing better than Carrie Underwood. ROFLMAO!!!
I can sing better than Carrie, too -- in the shower with nobody listening except my cat and dogs, and they're not snitching on me.
Tonight, no one really grabbed me talent wise, but the 16-year-old twins were cute and pretty good. The dental assistant was pretty good, too, but she needs to ditch the tongue stud. Barf!
OK. Now let's get down to the real business. What eeeevil lurks in the hearts of Randy and Paula to pass that last exeedingly weird dude through to Hollywood? I don't think there's any question the dude is on drugs -- maybe prescribed by a doc, maybe not. He's tall, very thin, unkempt (to be charitable), and wired like he just took 20 uppers with a swig of happy juice. I mean, he may as well have worn a sign saying, "I do drugs." Besides that, he can't sing his way out of a paper bag.
Aside from bedeviling Simon, what on earth were Paula and Randy thinking? Once the dude gets to Hollywood, he'll be right at home among the scuzzbags on Hollywood Blvd., but he may never find his way back home. Simon sure is not going to adopt him.
I just can't let this post go by without commenting on -- what was her name? -- Crystal. Seventeen years old, tanned crispy-er than a Scandinavian tourist on Santa Monica Beach, and with all the charm, looks and attitude of 40-year-old hooker who's been ridden hard and put away...well, you get it. The girl is about as intelligent as an amoeba. Her mom, who might really be a 40-year-old hooker, is even dumber. Let's hope mom doesn't have any more kids at home.
Actually, I think I did the amoeba an injustice.
The one girl had her ticket to Hollywood and the other was ragging on her saying she can sing better than Carrie Underwood. ROFLMAO!!! Wasn't that great? :) One girl was bitching to the cameras about how good she is and how the judges don't know talent--then BANG, the audition room door flies open and out comes a girl that looks exactly like her, except she has a yellow ticket: "I'm going to Hollywood!" Hahahahaha!
What eeeevil lurks in the hearts of Randy and Paula to pass that last exeedingly weird dude through to Hollywood?
It can't be for his "talent", that's for sure :) When he was singing he looked like Linda Blair from The Exorcist--come to think of it, the dude might might have been possessed!
Crystal. Seventeen years old, tanned crispy-er than a Scandinavian tourist on Santa Monica Beach, and with all the charm, looks and attitude of 40-year-old hooker who's been ridden hard and put away...well, you get it. The girl is about as intelligent as an amoeba. Her mom, who might really be a 40-year-old hooker, is even dumber. Let's hope mom doesn't have any more kids at home. Actually, I think I did the amoeba an injustice.
LMAO!!!
The "natural look" :)
What eeeevil lurks in the hearts of Randy and Paula to pass that last exeedingly weird dude through to Hollywood? I don't think there's any question the dude is on drugs -- maybe prescribed by a doc, maybe not. He's tall, very thin, unkempt (to be charitable), and wired like he just took 20 uppers with a swig of happy juice. I mean, he may as well have worn a sign saying, "I do drugs." I have a sneaking suspicion they guy's on some sort of anti epilepsy medication. I thought I caught his eyelids doing some odd rapid fluttering while he was singing (stress? late for his meds?). Of course, the same symptoms could easily apply to someone on crack or heroin.
Paula almost certainly passed him just to p*** off Simon, I just wish she'd said as much.