Since things are mildy tense in here, I'll tell a dumb story (I have tons!).
On the Weight Watchers message board one day a woman was telling about how her husband heard the song "Hollaback Girl" for the first time.
Instead of hearing, "I ain't no hollaback girl", he thought she was saying, "I ain't no haul a fat girl." That had me laughing for half an hour! I think of it every time I hear that song now!
I know. I apologize for that :-/
Instead of hearing, "I ain't no hollaback girl", he thought she was saying, "I ain't no haul a fat girl."
LOL--you've ruined the song forever now :-D