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[Irish_Thatcherite]

Do leopards roll over and purr? Do they jump up on the window sill looking for food?

[Monkey Face]

Why don't you go to the Congo or Serengeti and check it out, up close and personal?

I suspect you'll find your answers in a hurry.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I never got a good leopard photo in all the years I was over there. Every thing else I have enough to paper the walls but no good leopard shots.

This time I will prevail! or not.

They and the Tommys are my two favorites although I like cheetahs too.

[sionnsar]

I understand the headline was changed, but was the rest edited at all?
Was the original really this lousy?
(Come on. Are the liberals really this illiterate and incompetent?)

Hard to tell, Robert. Sometimes they are. But I am also quite sure that on a previous UT thread an Admin Mod had changed the text.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

*I.T in the Serengeti, offering a leopard a saucer of milk*

[fanfan]

Leopards?

Good for you!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They do roll over and purr. The purring usually comes after they bite your throat (if you are lucky) have dragged you up in their tree and have consumed a large portion of you.

Leopard: Hmmm Tastes like spam!

[Monkey Face]

I think the cheetahs would be the ones I would want to watch. I have seen very little about them, but what I have seen is fascinating.

Whatever you "shoot" will be good, I'm sure!

Post once in a while, even if it's the middle of the night here!

[fanfan]

though for the life of me I can't figure out how that gets an arrow to its target.

It's easy.

You just place your eye (sight) behind the arrow, and shoot.

[sionnsar]

"Do you allow puns hear?"
Puns are not unheard of here. Extinct animals are unherd of, hear?

Um, but what about the heard-of plesiosaurs in the moat?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I.T. seems to think he is Manikantan.

I'll get the first aid kit.

[Monkey Face]

Right. Good ON ya, Irish!

Milk is actually not good for cats unless it is cat milk.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Actually, I don't think the big cats can purr!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I heard that, or I at least heard that they aren't supposed to be given milk.

[Monkey Face]

Wrong. They CAN purr, and they do. Especially after a feed. Teddy is right on that!

[sionnsar]

Drink out of the bottle only. At least drink nothing with ice cubes!

I'm being told that too. Got my passport back today with a new visa in it. 2 weeks and I'll be there (thoroughlly jetlagged). 3 weeks and I'll be back here (thoroughlly jetlagged).

[Tax-chick]

We're doing fine. Vlad is very snuggly, and he's so small that it's easy to carry him around all the time. I spent most of today lying down - investment in my recovery. I'm not a young woman anymore!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Asian Leopard Cats do I believe.

But they are not true leopards.

But you are partly right, cheetahs purr but leopards do not.

[Monkey Face]

Cow's milk is good for cow babies and human milk is good for human babies. We are in the habit of drinking milk, but it may not be the best thing to eat.

If I eat pizza or ice cream at night, it will guarantee that I will wake up with my ears blocked because my sinuses were unable to get rid of the mucous.

I like milk and I like cheese, but I make an effort to eat dairy products LONG before I go to bed for the night. Butter doesn't seem to bother me, for some reason.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I was misinformed by the BBC, why doesn't that surprise me.