I actually have the script of Rush's "24" appearance.
Theme: "My City was Gone"
Rush: "What? I know it's a three hour difference. It's still Noon on the east coast and I'm going to have my cigar!... buh buh buh uh... Greetings ladies and gentlemen... Excellence in Broadcasting is on the air!..."
Announcer: "LIVE from Sunny South California via New York City... it's OPEN LINE FRIDAY"
Rush: "Yes yes yes.. I, an experienced radio talk show host, take an extreme risk every Friday by opening the critical issue of topic selection to you... rank amateurs. Lot's to get to today, but first let's go straight to the phones... ummm... JACK in a "Flank Two Position"... Welcome to Open Line Friday"
Bauer: "Rush... Thank God! My cell phone battery is about to die. Tell Chloe to send the building schematics of the Liquor Store at 5th and Marshall to my screen.
And I've got to tell you. Those Dems don't understand what it's like on the front lines of terror. I've been in and out of CTU for over 5 years and I've done more in 5 days than those punks in Washington have done in their whole...."
Rush: "Jack? Jack? Darn... he was doing so well and he was going to make me look good, too. HA HA HA! Okay... let's go to Behrooz in Los Angeles. You're on Open Line Friday."
BRILLANT!!!! I laughed so hard my eyes are still burning, 5 minutes later.
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