My employer makes me take a government terrorism awareness training every year. It has me take a trip to Los Angelos on business, where a package is placed under my car, a pretty woman tries to make nice with me, and when I smartly do the right thing a terrorist breaks into my room and holds me hostage until the police come and I am supposed to be rescued.
I told my boss I wasn't going to travel anymore if I was going to be attacked without even leaving the country.