[hummingbird]

WHEN WILL JACK EVER GET TO THE JOHN????

Jack can will his kidneys to slow down until there is a break in the action; if he has to attend some suck-up mtg at CTU, he will excuse himself and take care of all bodily functions within 10 minutes, or until the mtg is over.

[ontos-on]

Jack goes to the bathroom all the time, when the camera is not on him. That's not a mystery. No tv or film ever follows the cast into the bathroom, unless its part of the plot--like in the Harrison Ford Amish movie, Witness.