Horse Carriage Goes Wild in Manhattan

1010 WINS ^ | Jan 3, 2006

[Cagey]

RUSTY!!

[Maximus of Texas]

Someone feed it too much Beef-A-Ronni?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

My 1st thought too. Beano does it everytime.

[lawgirl]

Jasna Tomasevic, visiting from Orlando, Fla., said she was so horrified by what she witnessed through the window while dining at the corner restaurant that she had to change seats.

I am not sure if this is funny or sad.

[Calpernia]

"What's that smell?"

[Calpernia]

She should be thankful for such a cheap dinner and a show.

[1Old Pro]

Poor Rusty, something didn't agree with him.

[Cagey]

This thread does call for some of the original dialog.




MRS. ROSS: [sniffing] What is that?

MR. ROSS: I think it's the horse.

MRS. ROSS: Oh, God.

KRAMER: Hey, how's everything? You..you need anything?

MRS. ROSS: This is - this is...horrible.

MR. ROSS: Excuse me,...what do you feed this animal?

KRAMER: Oh, you know, oats and hay. You know, they like that stuff.

MRS. ROSS: I can't take this. Let me out of this thing!

MR. ROSS: Turn this thing around. We've had it. We can't breathe back here!

And hurry it up!

KRAMER: Rusty! Rusty!

GEORGE: [whistling]

[clip clopping beginning in distance and growing discernibly louder]

KRAMER: Whoa!

GEORGE: Wha - what happened? What are you doing back so soon?

MR. ROSS: Ask Rusty.

KRAMER: I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ross. One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function.

MRS. ROSS: Thanks for nothing! Come on, George. Let's go upstairs.

GEORGE: What the hell happened?

KRAMER: The horse is gassy. Must have been the Beef-A-Reeno.

GEORGE: Beef-A-Reeno? You fed the horse Beef-A-Reeno?!

KRAMER: Well, I overbought!

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh dear...... what a horrid scene.

Horses and carriages in city traffic... A scene that's always made me a little nervous. It's a disaster that doesn't go wrong as often as it really could.

Ping!

[Calpernia]

>>>I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ross. One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function

OMG, I forgot about that one. Or I may have been laughing through it and missed it the first time.

LOL!!!

[Cagey]

Oh dear...... what a horrid scene.

In spite of my Sienfeld references, I do agree it is a horrid scene.

A few weeks ago I took a visitor from the UK into New York and we walked over to Tavern on the Green for lunch. There were a few Hansome Cabs in that area waiting for customers. As one of the draft horses started out on it's route through the park my friend from England commented on how sad the horse looked. I agreed.

[squarebarb]

Sounds like my horse. She reared up in the trailer and kicked out the front window and then shot backwards and ran over a crippled little old man.

You never know with these critters.

[Calpernia]

Oh my!

I was run over by my uncles thoroughbred when I was 5. I was lucky not to be more then bumped up and bruised.

[JewishRighter]

Bush's fault.

[MotleyGirl70]

KRAMER: Well, I overbought!

Lol!

Price Club.

[N. Beaujon]

Jasna Tomasevic, visiting from Orlando, Fla., said she was so horrified by what she witnessed through the window while dining at the corner restaurant that she had to change seats.

lol. Ya think? I hope she was still able to eat dessert. Sheesh.

[N. Beaujon]

She should be thankful for such a cheap dinner and a show.

rofling.

[N. Beaujon]

rofling!! I love that episode.

[N. Beaujon]

Bush's fault.

Rofling!! I'm sorry. This is all very sad and I'm sure we could all get on a soapbox here, but these comments are too funny!