I don't think I'll report this incident to the OSI guys. ;>)
/johnny
The cat had crawled into the bottom of a chair, above the bottom lining but below the springs, and was using it like a hammock.
Check chairs, the bottom of your bed, behind the stove, the space between the refrigerator and the wall, etc.
We know what it is, the nice fella you are. Merry Christmas to you.
Check under your pillows. Cats can lay so flat, they don't leave a bit of a bump.