Yes, that would be a good title for a song.
I just don't have any musical talent myself.
(There are people on FR who have musical and lyrical talent in spades though.)
Maybe you could do the some of your troll zapping magic with the words and Sharkey can jazz it up with a little Mexican country tune and you could use it as background music while haunting her with visions of being trapped in Nully's basement with all the office's angry, snarling, fed-up "alpha females," as she likes to call us. Not sure how the men in the office feel about that. One really doesn't have to deal with her at all. The other...well, let's just say that he doesn't mince words, and every time he works her over, it's hard to stifle a cheer and a thumbs up.