Where is a postal employee when you really need one?
Well, I know one, but he's not around much these days.
I just got a call from a coworker wanting to know if she could come to our blue thingy party. She just had a head on altercation with the dingbat. One of these days, I look for the dingbat to ask why she isn't invited to our get togethers and I'm going to have to tell that she is one of the reasons why we need them!