Every body knows, an immi thread and some mistletoe
Help to make the Loser Bite
Tiny snakeses with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to hiss tonight.
They know the coal car's on its way
Got Blutos and Hablas on the sleigh
And every little truck is gonna spy
To see if gas prices drop from on high.
And so I'm offering this
Simple phrase.....to enviros from
one to ninety two
Although it's been said many times
Many ways, Merry drilling christmas....to you."