Hehehe...well,k I was actually shopping for pants. Already bought two pairs of shoes this week. Ended up getting some socks and cheese.
Did you notice that Ted Kennedy's dog is named "Splash" These people are incapable of shame.
(This is a prime example of me free associating: Socks=clinton's cat. Cat=pet. Clinton=Kennedy. Pet=dog. Kennedy's pet=Splash. Splash=socks).