Some[busy]body or another posted the Fair Funkle rules a while back.
They're more stringent than ordinary funkle rules - 5 posts in a row from the same poster.
IIRC, in order for a funkle to be a fair funkle, the thread has to be a live thread, the intention to funkle has to be announced in advance, and the qualifying posts can be no more frequent than one every 20 minutes...
Thanks for the Funcle rules of order!
Is there a lot of flooding where you are? It has been raining in the NW all week, and a few rivers are at flood stage, but not as bad as some years.
Ohhhh, I like to play unfair and just keep talking to myself as rapidly as possible! :)