A homeless man obsessed with tennis star Anna Kournikova swam naked across Biscayne Bay in search of her home and got caught in the buff at her neighbor's pool. As police arrested him, he screamed, "Anna! Save me!"
Pup off his meds, and on the Ripple early........:-)
This is really funny!! Did you make this up? Almost like:
If you are paddling a canoe down mainstreet, and a wheel fell off, how many pancakes does it take to wallpaper a doghouse?