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To: GSlob

Trying to reason with them is about as fruitful as trying to teach pigs to sing.


9 posted on 12/16/2005 7:48:32 PM PST by oldfart ("All governments and all civilizations fall... eventually. Our government is not immune.)
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To: oldfart

You can reason with DUmmies, but you can't CALL it reason.

You have to uses phrases like::

"I feel so uncomfortable when..."
" That is so judgemental!"
" F*** this. You are screwing with my brain, dude."
"If you cared about the earth, then..."

DUmmie rules: Be emotional. Embrace outrage. Misspell a word or two. Be planet friendly.


27 posted on 12/16/2005 7:54:50 PM PST by TaxRelief (Thank a soldier, today!)
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To: oldfart

Kind of like herding cats.


43 posted on 12/16/2005 8:04:10 PM PST by satchmodog9 ( Seventy million spent on the lefts Christmas present and all they got was a Scooter)
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To: oldfart

As Nicholas Gogol wrote about 160 years ago "Ivan Ivanovich! One should have eaten a lot of beans before talking to you!", which is the only way to reason with them. Garlic also helps.


50 posted on 12/16/2005 8:10:08 PM PST by GSlob
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