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To: colorcountry

In your night table, store a CD player and a CD with speeches by John Kerry burned on it. When you get insomnia, just start listening to that, and you'll be in blissful, coma-like sleep for hours.


4 posted on 12/15/2005 3:13:00 AM PST by The Phantom FReeper (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: The Phantom FReeper

LOL....John Kerry. I could also play a Bill Clinton CD. He seemed to have a way of mesmerizing wimmin.


8 posted on 12/15/2005 3:19:19 AM PST by colorcountry (That's what happens when you fall for a pistol. (No, no, I don't mean no gun.))
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To: The Phantom FReeper
In your night table, store a CD player and a CD with speeches by John Kerry burned on it.

A sure fire cure for insomnia. Could cause nightmares, though.

55 posted on 12/15/2005 7:17:11 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: The Phantom FReeper

Not me - I'd get so mad, my blood pressure would rise, my anxiety level would explode and depression would hit hard. That kind of anger doesn't promote sleepiness.


63 posted on 12/19/2005 10:36:51 AM PST by 3catsanadog (When anything goes, everything does.)
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