My next entry is an off colored post and I apologize in advance if I'm about to offend you. If you're easily offended perhaps you should close your eyes and skip it.
Fair Warning
I recall my Grandmother speaking about a child with ear infection and how the mother put warm urine in the child's ear for relief.
I would have NEVER admitted to having an ear ache after I head Grandma tell that story.
(In my mind I saw an old woman squatting over a child laying on it's side. I never could figure out HOW she got the pee in the kid's ear)
As an adult, I now understand about collecting urine samples in a cup, but as a kid I had NO IDEA.
A vivid imagination is a horrible thing when you're a child.