Barbies are just askin' for it. That fixed smile, I think it is.
Heh...we also used to have a kitten that would haul my littlest sister's Barbies into his lair. He always seemed to drag 'em in face down, so they'd get stuck at the...em...chest part. Not a very nice thing to laugh about, but...
Poor Barbies.
I'd take markers and "dress" them.