An Open Letter From John And Elaine Mellencamp (Your Civics Lesson for the Day/Humor Alert)

www.johnmellencamp.net/ ^ | November 2005 | John & Elaine Mellencamp

[Fintan]

What's wrong with our country, from a B-list rock star and his ex-fashion model wife.

Discuss.

[landofliberty1776]

Seriously, I can't even take this idiot seriously. The left for some reason doesn't understand there is a difference between dissent and sedition/treason, yet trying to hide it under the veil of patriotism.

[byteback]

How is it that he [Bush] hasn’t been recalled?

Because we don't have a federal recall law?

[Darkwolf377]

I stopped reading....HERE:"As the echo of the war drums fades away and the angry masses calling for blood slowly disperse, "

[infidel29]

A little ditty...from John and Elaine, two American idiots living on just, one brain...

C'mon now, you all know the tune.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Dear John...

[kenth]

I would say, "Shut up and sing", but his music is hurty.

[infidel29]

Is this 'Elaine" Elaine Irwin? Didn't he file for divorce from her 'cause she beat the crap out of him a few years ago?

[Senator Goldwater]

A failing economy, John and Elaine?

Go rain on someone else's scarecrow.

[Yaelle]

Cougar, go back inside your little pink house and shut your mouth. Of course you have the right to say anything you want, and you obviously have such good self esteem that exposing your lack of knowledge and intelligence won't hurt it one bit.

"One night me and my big mouth, some guys had to put me in my place..." Gee, maybe it's that time again. Why'd you have to go and ruin perfectly good music by showing us what a shmuck you are?

[digger48]

Hey John, around here, there ain't any auctions, this ain't the early '80's. Grandpa is selling the farm and moving to Fla with a fat portfolio. Hundreds of houses are going up in that cornfield.

"a failing economy" is as far as I went.

[maggief]

This from a couple of maroons who named their sons Speck Wildhorse and Hud.

[Fintan]

 

John & the wifey-poo. I don't know if she kicked his ass, but she is the step-grandaughter of my childhood friend. True story.

[TheGeezer]

Another sorry yuppie pop culture buffoon that will soon have a suprapubic urinary drain, a colostomy, and a sense of doom...

[dirtbiker]

Poor, poor John. The man was born ignorant, and has been loosing ground ever since....

I guess for him, the economy does suck....He hasn't had a song worth listening to in 20 years....

[jess35]

A failing economy? I guess they didn't get the update.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

no dangerous dictators captured

And here's where I stopped reading.

[NonValueAdded]

John Mellonhead Cougarcamp?

[Anti-MSM]

no dangerous dictators captured

I'm guessing the Kurds don't agree with Mr. and Mrs. Mellencamp on this one.