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To: JRandomFreeper

HAR! Nothing like a good fart tale An ex-girlfriend asked me if I wanted her to put some baking soda in the bean soup, to take out the crackers? NO, said I! That's more than half the fun of bean soup! And she didn't... The result was that the parts manager had to stalk over to his window, glower at me, and slam the window shut! Hee, hee, hee... And I was about 15 feet away from it. [Personal best!]


174 posted on 12/10/2005 8:35:35 PM PST by W. (Lying is a skill! To maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly!--DNC handout)
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To: W.
Check freepmail for one of my cat's better ones.

I've got to get to bed soon. I am blessed to serve heros tomorrow, and need to get some sleep.

And I do need sleep.

/johnny

175 posted on 12/10/2005 8:44:38 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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