Hold the phone. The guy was the catcher? LOL!

If a horse is good
with a bat, there will be guys
kneeling at the plate . . .
Oh yeah, hi ho Silver, I cherish these moments when I'm in the clover with you
How you're hung's amazing...impressive...exciting...how I like the things that you do
But the farmer's caught on and I don't know that we'll meet again
So if this is our last time, I'll recall moments stolen...don't rupture my colon...please
Some call this disgusting, perverted, and sicko...I think they just don't understand
How could this have happened...did fate play a role...I know that it hadn't been planned
But now the farmer's caught on...I do not think that we'll meet again
So if this is our last time, I'll recall moments stolen...don't rupture my colon...please
(thank goodness...musical break)
But now the farmer's caught on...I do not think that we'll meet again
So if this is our last time, I'll recall moments stolen...don't rupture my colon...please