Are Chachi, Pinky Tuscadero, Leather Tuscadero, Laverne and Shirley and
Lenny and Squiggy in this film? Ron Howard will really be letting down his fans
if they aren't and he fails to deliver the kind of absurdist farce we all know he is
capable of.
They should begin reshooting this movie with Anson Williams (Potsie Weber
from Happy Days) in the role of Langdon accompanied by Donny Most (Ralph Malph)
as his assistant. Picking up on archaeological clues beneath a 1950s art deco
Hamburger joint in Kenosha, Wisconsin (Arnold's), Potsie and Ralph trace the
lost Templar "grail" treasure back to Mayberry where Barney Fife, Goober, and
Floyd...
Meanwhile, Fr. Dowling (Tom Bosley) receives a mysterious medieval manuscript in the mail from France followed by death threats. Fearing for his life, Fr. Dowling hires Perry Mason to investigate. Perry, with the help of Della Street and Paul Drake, discovers that Fr. Dowling has been living a double life with a family known as the "Cunninghams" in suburban Wisconisn. Known there as "Howard" Cunningham, Fr. Dowling attends meetings in Kenosha of a mysterious secret society known as the Leopard Lodge...