[Xenalyte]

I read them when I was but a small thing, back in the day, and found myself rooting for the witch.

I also wanted all those namby-pamby kids to get eaten by the lion. When it became evident that Aslan would let me down in that regard, I was cheesed.

[AnAmericanMother]

Well, you could always go read Hilliare Belloc's Cautionary Tales instead ... "Jim, Who Ran Away from His Nurse and Was Eaten By a Lion" . . .