** How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace:-
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyonehas got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windscreen wipers running in all weather conditions "To keep 'em tuned up."
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area, and insist to others that you "Like it that way."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
Occasionally take your prosthetic leg off and replace it with a piece of wood before heading to the water cooler.
(works best for women in skirts)