strontification = strontium+(der.of)facio
"to make like, of, or pertaining to Strontium"
noffle = nose+waffle (???)
I could go several ways with this... all nasty
Nofflestrontification:
The act of being NOFFLED by a STRONTIFICATOR.
A situation in which you may be noffled by a strontificator.
Noffled:
Kinda like being stillaguamished, but not quite as bad as being parindled.
Strontificator:
An Owrk with an elephant trunk and a prehensile tail -extinct, but lives on in the hearts of young men everywhere..