"...I may not be able to get up off the floor. I'm not exactly sure how I ended up on the floor, either..."
Then for heaven's sake, make it worth your while to be down there! Have someone bring you a glass of wine!
"...Nice new tagline!"
*looking down and behind me*
Thanks! I thought it might look good on me!
That has potential, but it's still a little early. Plus James would probably turn up, and that would be a mess!