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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face
"... leaves a nasty film of evil on the forebrain ..." Well, it's your meme!
Meme, meme, teakettle, upheavin' ...
9,641
posted on
12/22/2005 4:51:53 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout; tuliptree76; sionnsar; fanfan; NicknamedBob; All; yall
It's that time of night, again.
Just an update on the new kitty:
He still doesn't have a real name;he is lovable, loving, likes to be brushed;Hobbes is finally allowing him to use the litterbox on his own, without "encouragement" from her, and his purr, while not really loud, is steady.
Anyone want to suggest names for this critter?
(It would seem all the good ones are already taken...)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I'm glad YOU posted that...I don't even have the nerve to comment on it.
I'm afraid I would never make it the headline...
To: King Prout
gee... I'm beginning to remember why I hate McAfee products.
9,644
posted on
12/22/2005 4:56:43 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: NicknamedBob
mene mene tekel upharsin - the biblical writing on the wall... nice reference, nice twist!
9,645
posted on
12/22/2005 4:57:38 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: Monkey Face
Kitten name. How about Calvin?
9,646
posted on
12/22/2005 4:57:44 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
hehhehheh!
wait... elton john's wedding?
I thought he was a poofter?
9,647
posted on
12/22/2005 4:58:48 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: Monkey Face
Did you see post 45? I am thinking of stealing it.
9,648
posted on
12/22/2005 4:59:17 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"fintan's prayer"?
yeah... that's a good 'un
9,649
posted on
12/22/2005 5:01:21 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I hadn't thought of that, but it IS fitting! Thanks! I'll ponder that and run it by the guy. (He weighs 18 pounds and is 9 months younger than Hobbes is.)
To: Monkey Face
um, er, ah.
I think I'm going back to the old tagline - this new one is just too nasty.
9,651
posted on
12/22/2005 5:02:11 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: King Prout
taglinus revertus!
because it was just too vile
9,652
posted on
12/22/2005 5:03:01 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; Harmless Teddy Bear
"I thought he was a poofter?" Well, then I suppose that would make his spouse, David, a poofter too, eh?
9,653
posted on
12/22/2005 5:05:22 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
Not that that stopped him from getting married once to a pickle heiress...(Yes I know, the jokes on that one write themselves) Apparently the UK is going to have a one? day moratorium on the bride and groom having to be of the opposite sex.
And Elton and someone who's name I can not for the life of me remember are going to tie the knot along with some other famous British Bruce's who's names I also can not remember.
As you can see the news made a big impression on me.
9,654
posted on
12/22/2005 5:05:30 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: King Prout
LOL!
Thanks!
*whew!*
I was afraid you would keep it! And then I'd be in paroxysms of laughter every time you posted...
9,655
posted on
12/22/2005 5:05:57 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I guess it would be pretty bad if you remembered all those names...it's bad enough we have to keep score with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and all their exes. And Elizabeth Taylor and "Michelle" Jackson and all THEIR exes, and...
9,656
posted on
12/22/2005 5:09:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear
yes.
spouse... vile word.
if they intend to "marry", one of them MUST be "husband" and one of them MUST be "wife"
otoh, if the intend to "unify", then I don't care what they call each constituent component
9,657
posted on
12/22/2005 5:11:26 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; King Prout
Most forums you could get away with it at least for a while.
But here someone would either know what it meant or look it up.
I was thinking of changing mine to this in response to someone else's tag line but I don't think everyone would get the joke.
9,658
posted on
12/22/2005 5:11:49 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(All elves must die! Happy Holidays!Happy Holidays!Happy Holidays!Happy Holidays!Happy Holidays!)
To: Monkey Face
9,659
posted on
12/22/2005 5:12:25 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: Monkey Face
paroxysms should be rare, after all - so as to be savored
9,660
posted on
12/22/2005 5:13:31 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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