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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
well, despite this prolonged gut aggravation, I can gloat on one thing: so far I have NOT picked up the respiratory crap which has waylaid so many hereabouts.
9,581
posted on
12/22/2005 3:38:57 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I don't have the respiratory crap. Just a two day compulsion to do a complete flush of my alimentary system.
Apparently it is dancing merrily through the rest of the office as well.
9,582
posted on
12/22/2005 3:46:06 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
PRAY it lasts but two days... mine has lasted well beyond that limit (though now seems to be on the wane)
9,583
posted on
12/22/2005 3:48:35 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
grrrrrrraAAAH!
I loathe setting up and configuring new computers.
It always takes far longer than it ought.
9,584
posted on
12/22/2005 3:49:43 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
so far I have NOT picked up the respiratory crap which has waylaid so many hereabouts. That's what we have...
9,585
posted on
12/22/2005 3:55:04 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: King Prout
It is kind of iffy but I managed to keep down a half a serving of oatmeal so I think I am good. But I bet I have lost five pounds which I did not need to lose.
More then two days? You poor dear!
9,586
posted on
12/22/2005 4:00:15 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: sionnsar
Have you tried "Shower Soothers"? They really help break up congestion.
9,587
posted on
12/22/2005 4:01:12 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: King Prout
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; sionnsar; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
my guts have been -hrmn- unreliable for over two weeks now.
painful, as well - enough to prevent sleep more often than I'd prefer.
but at least I don't have the respiratory crud - "da eppyzoodas" acc. to Doc
9,589
posted on
12/22/2005 4:04:26 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
9,590
posted on
12/22/2005 4:04:52 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I'm so sorry...I deal with that on a "regular" basis, and I feel sorry for anyone who has to endure it for longer than a day or two.
I hope you see the end of it soon...
;o]
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Hey, Teddy...we had 80 degrees today! Wanna come and visit?
To: Monkey Face
well (knock wood) I'm rather hoping I have seen the -hrmn- ass-end of it now ;)
9,593
posted on
12/22/2005 4:09:22 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
Hi Face!
9,594
posted on
12/22/2005 4:09:37 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; sionnsar; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; King Prout
I don't believe in getting sick.
I think it's unhealthy.
9,595
posted on
12/22/2005 4:10:01 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
Me too!
I hate to see other people suffer...especially my very good FRiends!
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I hope your "time-out" is limited to these two days...
To: Monkey Face
JA!
Of course I would first have to get out of bed. :)
You doing good?
9,598
posted on
12/22/2005 4:12:13 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: NicknamedBob
Where did I read that before...?
Somewhere on your home page?...
To: Monkey Face
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