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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Tax-chick
Unnngh. Can I quote you on that?
9,541
posted on
12/22/2005 7:08:33 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Monkey Face
I needed a jump-start this morning, and these little piccies gave it too me! Y'all are FUNNY! Glad we could help...
9,542
posted on
12/22/2005 7:09:28 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
In any situation where it's appropriate ... like toilet training a 4-year-old ...
9,543
posted on
12/22/2005 7:09:46 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: sionnsar
Sometimes, hot soaks are very good. How is the Good Wife this morning?
And are you off for Christmas vacation?
To: Tax-chick
How's that going, now? Has he gotten the idea?
*crossing fingers* (I hope)
To: Monkey Face
Has he gotten the idea? No, there's no sign of it. But we're putting him on the toilet for 5 minutes every 20, so the statistical likelihood of his going while there is fairly high.
He's not brain-damaged or anything - he can read! - but he doesn't think he should have to use the toilet. I wish I could hire someone to do this for us ... they could get James out of diapers, too!
9,546
posted on
12/22/2005 7:13:52 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Monkey Face
She got up a few minutes ago; hurting. She's back asleep now.
And yes, I took this week and next off.
9,547
posted on
12/22/2005 7:15:56 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
Gah!!! Mix fine scotch with anything but a couple of ice cubes? I knew we'd be roughing it a bit on our trip to Mars, but let's not get hasty here...
I guess it is for a worthy cause, but that doesn't mean that there should be no cautionary protest...
If such things are pointed out, the next thing you know people will be mixing it with Coke...
9,548
posted on
12/22/2005 7:32:52 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Aren't pointed out...
Gonna be one of those days...
9,549
posted on
12/22/2005 7:33:15 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
9,550
posted on
12/22/2005 7:46:27 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Monkey Face
I'm going to be in & out of here at best today. Bye...
9,551
posted on
12/22/2005 7:47:49 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
Yeah... my thoughts exactly. Such vile blasphemy should be headed off at the pass. Honey/lemon for EMERGENCY medicinal use is one thing... but let's not get carried away. ;-)
9,552
posted on
12/22/2005 8:26:57 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face; Jack Black; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; EsmeraldaA; Das Outsider; nicmarlo; clamper1797; ...
9,553
posted on
12/22/2005 10:25:05 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
What, you want the toilet report?
Two puddles as of 1:26 p.m. EST. Large puddles.
9,554
posted on
12/22/2005 10:25:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: sionnsar
I'm actually here...I'm just doing a jigsaw puzzle, and it's not only a "negative" but it's reversed, as well. GAH! The timer on it says I've been at it 2:49...*sigh*
To: Monkey Face
Lucky you; I could not do a puzzle right now. I just got up again from sleeping a bit, and am about to go away again.
9,556
posted on
12/22/2005 10:33:08 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
9,557
posted on
12/22/2005 10:39:55 AM PST
by
Cyber Ninja
(Wee Fish Ewe a Mare Egrets Moose. Panda Hippo Gnu Deer.)
To: OnTheDress
9,558
posted on
12/22/2005 10:40:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: sionnsar
LOL!
I actually use the jigsaws as a "tool" to judge whether I'm in a relapse or remission. The time it takes me to assemble one of "medium" difficulty is a good yardstick.
I hope you and Libre are feeling better soon. (Did I spell that right?) Don't push yourselves.
To: OnTheDress
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