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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Darkchylde

Oh ick. Car sick, huh? Does anything help?


9,261 posted on 12/20/2005 11:56:06 AM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

Getting something to eat, but one can't do that if
one doesn't have the money. Other than that, nope.
Wait, sitting in front helps... but the car will be full
& mom will be sitting in front. We're taking one
car to save people money & make sure we all get
there & back. It is a long ride either direction.
We usually end up getting home after midnight.


9,262 posted on 12/20/2005 12:01:09 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face

I seem to be in cyberspace as well....


9,263 posted on 12/20/2005 12:01:23 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde

You could ride on the roof! Think of all the fresh air...


9,264 posted on 12/20/2005 12:03:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde

Yah. That's about as far as it is from here to my brother's place outside of Phoenix. I hate the drive, unless I'm the one that's driving...

I sure don't like it any other way...


9,265 posted on 12/20/2005 12:04:09 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

We have to drive through rather mountainous
areas, imagine the frostbite. I'd need someone
to warm me up after the ride... the two hour ride.


9,266 posted on 12/20/2005 12:09:59 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face

Isn't it awful? You can't help but nearly fall asleep.
It feels like it takes forever & it's so boring.


9,267 posted on 12/20/2005 12:12:23 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

At least it would be scenic...


9,268 posted on 12/20/2005 12:13:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Humph. He's being sent to sit every half hour or so. We hope, of course, that he'll begin to tell us when he has to go.


9,269 posted on 12/20/2005 12:14:11 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Until my eyes dried out or froze shut. ;-)


9,270 posted on 12/20/2005 12:14:52 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde
Until my eyes dried out or froze shut. ;-)

Ideal opportunity to sleep!

9,271 posted on 12/20/2005 12:16:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Freezing solid on the rooftop of a car doesn't sound very
appealing to me... especially since my dad will be driving.


9,272 posted on 12/20/2005 12:22:54 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

There has to be a silver lining somwhere....


9,273 posted on 12/20/2005 12:25:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Not really. every time we visit them, I get
sick... there isn't much I can do about it. I've
been hoping to move closer, hasn't happened yet.


9,274 posted on 12/20/2005 12:31:00 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

Still, you'll get to see mountains...


9,275 posted on 12/20/2005 12:34:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

"He's being sent to sit every half hour or so.
We hope, of course, ... he'll ... tell us when he has to go."
Eventually, he'll be productive. That we know!
But just for now, the whole house gets to watch the show,

As Patrick plods to potty for the Nth time in a row,
With muttered imprecations you don't want to know!
We tried to reason with the boy, both to and fro,
We can't deal with all the diapers, lad. You've got to go!


9,276 posted on 12/20/2005 12:36:20 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

We don't really get to see them, so much as drive through
them. The roads have gentle slopes, so you don't really
notice you're driving around the mountains. There are also
a lot of trees, which block any nice views you could have.


9,277 posted on 12/20/2005 12:40:55 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde
There are also a lot of trees, which block any nice views you could have.

All those beautiful trees blocking the scenery!

9,278 posted on 12/20/2005 12:44:37 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yeah, when they're right outside the window
& there's just trees all down the road, the only
thing to look at... it becomes less beautiful to
see. Not to mention they hide deer very well.


9,279 posted on 12/20/2005 12:48:35 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

True.


9,280 posted on 12/20/2005 12:52:05 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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