Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[Alice au Wonderland]

I just can't do it. She-Who-Must-Be-Renamed is a little too refined in stature to be named "Yooey".

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I never use vowels......

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Nicknamed yooey says NicknamedBob.

[Tax-chick]

That's a pretty good name.

I take it you have mice in the house?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

A moose in the hoose!!

[Tax-chick]

In that case, the kittens won't be much help!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Yes, despite our best efforts. We don't have as many as we used to, as we've put attractive foodstuffs into hermetically sealed containers and filled up holes in walls. However, it is cold out and the mousies prefer a warm basement, for some reason. Go figure! *snort*

[Alice au Wonderland]

Time to leave for the swim meets, etc.

Catch all y'all later.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

May need the VKs...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Seeya Alice!!

[Tax-chick]

We had some in the attic last year, but the exterminator zotted them. I think we trapped a couple in the garage, too.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

We had some in the attic last year, but the exterminator zotted them.

jj_fate is a mouse?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

AR U A MOUS

[NicknamedBob]

L M N O puppies.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Yes.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[King Prout]

would this be the Mollie doppelganger you spoke to me about earlier this week, or did you get another stray?

[King Prout]

SWMBR = "Swimber"

if she, like Mollie, doesn't mind/enjoys being bathed, it'd be appropriate

[King Prout]

*grnk*
*YAWN*
izzereanycoffeeleft?

[King Prout]

that is exceedingly clever. pinging Doc to that poem.

Doc, just left-click on the oddly coloured "poem" above, and you'll go straight to the post to which I refer