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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Is there room?
*a Norse snarl*
8,521
posted on
12/16/2005 10:35:51 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: All
walp... time to take droog to be professionally cleaned.
see y'all in a while
8,522
posted on
12/16/2005 10:36:38 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
8,523
posted on
12/16/2005 10:36:59 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: King Prout
mmmmm, raspberries....
I like strawberries more, but they
don't have a language, do they?
8,524
posted on
12/16/2005 10:37:43 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: timpad
It's a tight fit but I think we can do it....
*wiggling hips accommodatingly and dropping chest to the floor*
Is that better?
8,525
posted on
12/16/2005 10:38:43 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: King Prout
8,526
posted on
12/16/2005 10:39:05 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yes, much. I think...I...GOT IT! Yes!
I knew it was back there! Warm Cognac with cinnamon will hit the spot with the grinder. Great idea!
8,527
posted on
12/16/2005 10:41:58 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
Thought you'd like it!
More sauce for your grinder?
*holding up ladle*
8,528
posted on
12/16/2005 10:43:04 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Please, yes. A bit of sauce, some of that fine Cognac and I'm off...
8,529
posted on
12/16/2005 10:45:22 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
*ladling sauce onto grinder*
More dragons to slay?
*sitting down*
8,530
posted on
12/16/2005 10:46:29 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Always more, m'lady...always...
But back to the Imaging Lab, for now. Last night's late science sweep provided very interesting data. It must be imaged and analyzed, it will take several hours.
8,531
posted on
12/16/2005 10:48:57 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
*offering a warm, moist towellette*
Um...You missed some sauce...
8,532
posted on
12/16/2005 10:50:11 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; Fedora; OSHA; ...
Ok so here's the deal. Read the damn instructions.
I went to wally world this morning and since I have a cold decided to pick up this new product called "airborne formula".
Took it home opened the bottle and saw that it looked just like a large tums. Popped one in my mouth and started chewing. I then realized that it also looked like a large alka-seltzer. Add a lip full of chewing tobbaco and the fun ensues.
Anybody got their day off to a better start?
8,533
posted on
12/16/2005 10:50:27 AM PST
by
bad company
( Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: bad company
LOL!
"Foaming Man spews vapor comfort for many, crowd forms!"
8,534
posted on
12/16/2005 10:52:00 AM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: bad company
The day was going swimmingly until your post....Now I'm convulsed with laughter!
Surely the day can only get better for you.
8,535
posted on
12/16/2005 10:52:32 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Monkey Face
To: Alice au Wonderland
Thank you, can't have that dripping on the consoles, can I?
Must run. Thank you for lunch. It was very...spectacular.
8,537
posted on
12/16/2005 10:53:28 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: bad company
LOL!
How is your breath now?
To: timpad
Glad to be of service.
Have a wonderful afternoon.
8,539
posted on
12/16/2005 10:55:13 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare
How is your breath now? It's lemony lime fresh. May have to change my screen name to cujo though.
8,540
posted on
12/16/2005 10:58:49 AM PST
by
bad company
( Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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