Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[Alice au Wonderland]

Did you misplace your valid biometric identity card?

[Alice au Wonderland]

*Relaying the coordinates to the delivery men (mmmmm)*

Thanks, Bob! We don't want to run out of goodies and I've ordered extra as gifts for any other world lifeforms we may meet.

[EsmeraldaA]

* You think he might be one of my offspring?*

How old are you anyway? LOL!

You probably have the same data because you have been monitoring him too.....

[timpad]

Even those leftovers were good. Now, a few Black Russians...

[Alice au Wonderland]

Hi timpad!

DC and I are engaging in "Naked Tag" throughout the castle. So far, he's lost a sock and I've lost an unmentionable, of which I've yet to post a picture.

You can play with us, or you can watch the film from your state room.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Anything I can do to help you to relax, Timpad?

[Baraonda]

What are Black Russians?

Are they things that you eat?

[Alice au Wonderland]

adrenaline is medication

[timpad]

I saw that the game was going on. Quite the er, rules you have there, Alice.

[Alice au Wonderland]

I can be whatever you want me to be, Bob. *throaty purr*

[timpad]

Anything I can do...?

Oh, I'm quite sure there is...a bit of relaxation might have a marvelous restorative effect. A most arduous day...

[NicknamedBob]

"How old are you anyway?"

Go to my home page, and scan down to the middle of it.

There's a poem there titled, "Before There Was Dirt," which tells my history. When printed out, it runs four pages.

It's kind of a long story...

[Alice au Wonderland]

Well, no one else was around and we wanted to see what happened to the person who posted the double 69.

I mean, only one person can get the double 69, so it begged the question: If someone snags the double 69, do the 69's cancel each other out, leaving the poster with the standard missionary position? Enquiring, prurient minds wanted to know.

It was all in the name of science....and then it became...you know....FUN!

[timpad]

Are they things that you eat?

No, my FRiend, they are things you drink. You take a bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka, half a bottle of Kahlua or your favorite coffee liqueur, all the ice you can carry and...

[timpad]

It was all in the name of science....and then it became...you know....FUN!

Well, was the answer found, or did distractions overtake?

[Alice au Wonderland]

I'm sorry to hear it. Who gave you a hard time? The elders, the guild, or the sorry individuals who dared to cross your path?

*dimming the lights and warming the oil*

Where do you want me to put my hands first?

[Alice au Wonderland]

It turns out that IT snagged the 6969 while I was gone and nobody, I mean nobody, noticed. I would conclude that absolutely nothing happened. Whether or not that's IT's fault, I cannot be certain.

[Baraonda]

Well, now you know why I didn't what it was - I don't drink alcohol. :)

[Baraonda]

erratum correctionatum... Well, now you know why I didn't know what it was - I don't drink alcohol. :)

[Darksheare]

Oh, drats.

Okers.
Well, ,there's a sectional story, posted in bits and pieces throughout the thread, er, series.
One day in the initial run of the undead thread on the very bones of jj_fate, we all said, "Hey, we can build a castle!"

And so in text form, a castle was built.
And then we said decided to be mobile.
(A mobile castle? Sure!)

So in text form, the castle has been retooled *cough* to be a huge space going vessel.
(Destination: Mars. Gotta moon the Viking Probe..)