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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Das Outsider
"Where do you get the labor to mine all of that rock?"

That's the bad news. As owner/operator, you have to work your fanny off.

Considering you'll weigh only four ounces, it may not take long.

701 posted on 12/02/2005 9:20:24 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: A CA Guy

I get almost everything at Walmart and Aldi.


702 posted on 12/02/2005 9:22:32 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: NicknamedBob
Considering you'll weigh only four ounces, it may not take long.

This is true. The Zetas are quite weak--since they're primarily built for intellect--so they wouldn't help much.

Might there be a race of Arnold look-alike aliens that will settle for three Gasprols an hour?
703 posted on 12/02/2005 9:23:32 PM PST by Das Outsider (I'm gettin' me a space rock.)
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To: tuliptree76

Never heard of Aldi, but sure, Walmart has lots of stuff at great prices. :-)


704 posted on 12/02/2005 9:26:39 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy; tuliptree76
Never heard of Aldi, but sure, Walmart has lots of stuff at great prices. :-)

Aldi is great, but sometimes you have to watch what you buy.

They've really gotten better in the last few years.
705 posted on 12/02/2005 9:27:58 PM PST by Das Outsider (I'm gettin' me a space rock.)
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To: A CA Guy

Aldi is a cheap grocery store. It's actually a European company. http://www.aldi.com/


706 posted on 12/02/2005 9:29:14 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
Aldi is a cheap grocery store. It's actually a European company

I don't think it's out west, though.
707 posted on 12/02/2005 9:29:59 PM PST by Das Outsider (I'm gettin' me a space rock.)
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To: Das Outsider

We have the Costco, Sam's Club, WalMart, Home Depot, Marshalls and Stater Bros. for most basic things.


708 posted on 12/02/2005 9:33:45 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
We have the Costco, Sam's Club, WalMart, Home Depot, Marshalls and Stater Bros. for most basic things.

Yeah. I don't ever remember an Aldi in CA. Albertson's, Sam's, and Wal-Mart was about as close as they came.
709 posted on 12/02/2005 9:35:15 PM PST by Das Outsider (I'm gettin' me a space rock.)
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To: tuliptree76

Surpised you said grocery, the website for me opened up looking more like a Costco/WalMart.


710 posted on 12/02/2005 9:39:00 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Aldi sells special stuff like computers, TVs, toys, kitchen stuff, etc., every once in a while. But the store is mainly a grocery store.


711 posted on 12/02/2005 9:41:14 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Das Outsider

We had markets called:

The Boys Market
Luckys
Market Basket

All gone.


712 posted on 12/02/2005 9:41:35 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Das Outsider

The real gold diggers at Sutter's Mill in California were the ones who supplied equipment to the miners, (forty-niners).

Just so, the money to be made in the asteroids will go to those who supply robots and other mining equipment, from mirrors to programmable clocking devices, and chemical extractors.

I'd like to cruise around in my automated factory, supplying outlying mines with newly manufactured tools and equipment, getting paid occasionally in raw ores which I would turn into finished products. The good life!

Got to recharge the batteries now, see all you good folks later!


713 posted on 12/02/2005 9:43:20 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Considering you'll weigh only four ounces

Oh, to be that weight...

714 posted on 12/02/2005 9:43:55 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
Out here, it is best food wise to have enough freezer and budget to buy on sale.
I think I mentioned I have a local vegetable place that is 20% of normal on the cost of things and that saves a small fortune.

You can get name brand grade a chicken and meats a third of normal price on sale.

I get chicken on sale cut up for about 50 cents a pound, sirloin steak about $2.29.

Two liter bottles of soda is about 59 cents on sale.

Just a matter of buying right, unless you need it.
715 posted on 12/02/2005 9:47:08 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

Just give your weight in kilograms.

Good Night, Doctor Miss Tulip!


716 posted on 12/02/2005 9:47:57 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It's still a lot of kilograms.

Good night, Bob.


717 posted on 12/02/2005 9:52:53 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: A CA Guy

Meat is pretty expensive here, even on sale.


718 posted on 12/02/2005 9:54:03 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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719 posted on 12/02/2005 9:55:49 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: tuliptree76
Then it is probably cheaper to eat out.

Today I ate at a place where they grill up for you what ever plate of meat and vegetables you want. As much as you want for one price.

Pretty good stuff.

Yesterday evening I ate at a place where I had ribs, chicken, turkey, ham, salad, soup and a cheese enchilada...
720 posted on 12/02/2005 10:00:18 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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