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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Monkey Face
Daylight, nightlight. Sometimes the fun is worth it... ;-)
6,881
posted on
12/14/2005 7:22:10 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
Good.
I didn't realize that the printing would get exponentially bigger as the words went along (that's what I get for copying the whole html command repeatedly), but it looked so good that I kept it that way.
6,882
posted on
12/14/2005 7:23:02 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
No one may be perfect, but I do strive to enjoy my "imperfections" a lot more than I probably should. ;-)
6,883
posted on
12/14/2005 7:23:20 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Yah. *licking lips* Now that you mention it...*yummy*
6,884
posted on
12/14/2005 7:23:45 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Dead Corpse
MMmmmmmm! Yummy! And the coffee has just finished brewing, too! Oh yeah! Alice be's HAPPY!
6,885
posted on
12/14/2005 7:23:47 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
We love it when you strive on our behalf...
6,886
posted on
12/14/2005 7:24:44 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Coming soon to a bottom near you...
6,887
posted on
12/14/2005 7:24:57 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
ROFL!
You mean to spank one of my offspring? *straight-faced*
6,888
posted on
12/14/2005 7:26:28 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
hey, sib.
the mom instructs me to ask you "what [expletive] green gel capsule?!?!?"
considering I'm considering evisceration with a certain degree of hopeful speculation, alterantive methods might be good to pursue.
6,889
posted on
12/14/2005 7:29:33 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
A long time ago, the mom gave me a pill. IIRC, it was large-ish, made of gel, and had green liquid inside.
That's all that I remember of it, except to say that it was VERY effective. Within 6 hours, my gut evacuated explosively. I felt hollow for days.
As we were still residing in our previous home, I wonder if it was something she called in to the pharmacy.
Whatever it was, it solved the problem.
6,890
posted on
12/14/2005 7:37:53 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
6,891
posted on
12/14/2005 7:49:59 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Hmmm. You wanna be spanked or do you wanna do the spankin'? *leering*
6,892
posted on
12/14/2005 8:01:24 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
grrrrrrrrrrrr...
ok. i will relay this datum, such as it is
6,893
posted on
12/14/2005 8:06:41 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Sorry not to be of more help. It was some kind of laxative on steroids.
Plus a huge salad and a quart of Snapple iced tea.
6,894
posted on
12/14/2005 8:17:24 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hehhe... You wish. Did you think I'd be anything other than a "top"?
Safe word is "banana"...
6,895
posted on
12/14/2005 8:41:30 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Dominant males are sooooo......*squirming at the thought*
Safe word is "split"...
6,896
posted on
12/14/2005 8:45:24 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Y'all are gonna get me in trouble one of these days...
6,897
posted on
12/14/2005 9:03:14 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Over a silly little word like "split"? I could choose a different word: "over-stuffed" or "choking" or "crammed" or....You're not blushing, are you, DC?
6,898
posted on
12/14/2005 9:11:08 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Gonna take a lot more than that to make me blush.
I was thinking more along the lines of "open Internet communication", "terms of service", "corporate proxy filtering", and such things.
6,899
posted on
12/14/2005 9:14:15 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
6,900
posted on
12/14/2005 9:14:33 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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