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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: NicknamedBob
I had fierce words with the hubby on the occasion of a "computer upgrade". I was sans email for 3 days and had lost touch with the world outside my home. Mother was not well pleased.
5,641
posted on
12/12/2005 9:26:53 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: SandyInSeattle
Unless there is a lava plume....
5,642
posted on
12/12/2005 9:28:06 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
In my experience it has been the pepperspray and brass knuckles.
Of course, Miss Staplegun 1993 considering, that could have meant she was REALLY interested..
5,643
posted on
12/12/2005 9:29:15 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: SandyInSeattle
Is that a troublesome sign or normal behavior?
5,644
posted on
12/12/2005 9:29:16 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Horrible things, as her unquestioning loyal minions.
5,645
posted on
12/12/2005 9:29:46 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
True.
Where do you frequent that you encounter "ladies" armed with pepperspray and brass knuckles?
5,646
posted on
12/12/2005 9:32:47 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
5,647
posted on
12/12/2005 9:33:28 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick
Sometimes just a browser change can make a lot of difference.
Have you downloaded Firefox from Mozilla, yet? You don't have to give up anything; it just gives you another choice.
That would give you the blinkety-blink blink. Among other things.
http://www.mozilla.com
5,648
posted on
12/12/2005 9:33:44 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: tuliptree76
5,649
posted on
12/12/2005 9:35:29 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
No, nothing wrong with the mountain this morning. It's just a pretty shot with the sunrise and the top pushing out over the clouds.
Oh, and the bug leg over the camera lens. :-)
5,650
posted on
12/12/2005 9:36:33 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Dead Corpse
We have cats that defy the laws of physics & gravity.
5,651
posted on
12/12/2005 9:36:39 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Alice au Wonderland
eh? what?
oh, and as to "in utero"
I find this day that I have both more and less sympathy for pregnant women.
More - because I have a better understanding of the physical discomforts of late-term pregnancy
Less, because gas-bloating got me to the analogous abdominal distension in far less time.
GAD, but the last 14 hours or so have sucked.
5,652
posted on
12/12/2005 9:37:31 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
I am not authorized to download anything that might infiltrate the computer. My hubby has it rigged. It might blow up, or something.
I do want to get Firefox, though. I shall have to use my superior "negotiating" skills and any spare wiles I may posess. Hmmmm.
*crafting battle plan*
5,653
posted on
12/12/2005 9:38:20 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darkchylde
and soccer-kicking spiders
5,654
posted on
12/12/2005 9:38:28 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
A piece of toast w/jam taped to a cats back. Since cats always land on their feet and jam toast always lands jam side down... the cat'll just sit in mid-air spinning in circles...
5,655
posted on
12/12/2005 9:40:09 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: SandyInSeattle
Pleased to hear it, although, you sound down right chipper discussing the sun. Is your tooth still affecting you?
5,656
posted on
12/12/2005 9:40:45 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
NY state, where else?
The state that brought "What can I do ya for?" to the mainstream.
Guess what's up with my knees:
Cartilage behind the kneecaps-I have slightly extra!
And this forces the patella to bang into the lower end of the femur, and the top portion of your shin.
Oh, and my flat feet are adding to this slightly.
(Probably, I would guess, compounded by my loss of weight from 132 to 110-if-I'm-lucky..)
5,657
posted on
12/12/2005 9:40:49 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: tuliptree76
5,658
posted on
12/12/2005 9:41:08 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
I wa there for that, and it was quite funny.
The spider was extremely P.O'd about not being able to bite the pill bug.
(We eventually overfed said spider and it ran away.)
5,659
posted on
12/12/2005 9:42:33 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
Well, we HAD a soccer-kicking spider...
but as my brother said, it ran away.
We were so disappointed.
5,660
posted on
12/12/2005 9:43:11 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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