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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: NicknamedBob

I had fierce words with the hubby on the occasion of a "computer upgrade". I was sans email for 3 days and had lost touch with the world outside my home. Mother was not well pleased.


5,641 posted on 12/12/2005 9:26:53 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Unless there is a lava plume....


5,642 posted on 12/12/2005 9:28:06 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

In my experience it has been the pepperspray and brass knuckles.
Of course, Miss Staplegun 1993 considering, that could have meant she was REALLY interested..


5,643 posted on 12/12/2005 9:29:15 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Is that a troublesome sign or normal behavior?


5,644 posted on 12/12/2005 9:29:16 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Horrible things, as her unquestioning loyal minions.


5,645 posted on 12/12/2005 9:29:46 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

True.

Where do you frequent that you encounter "ladies" armed with pepperspray and brass knuckles?


5,646 posted on 12/12/2005 9:32:47 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

Hehehe!


5,647 posted on 12/12/2005 9:33:28 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick

Sometimes just a browser change can make a lot of difference.

Have you downloaded Firefox from Mozilla, yet? You don't have to give up anything; it just gives you another choice.

That would give you the blinkety-blink blink. Among other things.

http://www.mozilla.com


5,648 posted on 12/12/2005 9:33:44 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: tuliptree76

Halloo.


5,649 posted on 12/12/2005 9:35:29 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

No, nothing wrong with the mountain this morning. It's just a pretty shot with the sunrise and the top pushing out over the clouds.

Oh, and the bug leg over the camera lens. :-)


5,650 posted on 12/12/2005 9:36:33 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Dead Corpse

We have cats that defy the laws of physics & gravity.


5,651 posted on 12/12/2005 9:36:39 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

eh? what?

oh, and as to "in utero"
I find this day that I have both more and less sympathy for pregnant women.
More - because I have a better understanding of the physical discomforts of late-term pregnancy
Less, because gas-bloating got me to the analogous abdominal distension in far less time.

GAD, but the last 14 hours or so have sucked.


5,652 posted on 12/12/2005 9:37:31 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob
I am not authorized to download anything that might infiltrate the computer. My hubby has it rigged. It might blow up, or something.

I do want to get Firefox, though. I shall have to use my superior "negotiating" skills and any spare wiles I may posess. Hmmmm.

*crafting battle plan*
5,653 posted on 12/12/2005 9:38:20 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde

and soccer-kicking spiders


5,654 posted on 12/12/2005 9:38:28 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

A piece of toast w/jam taped to a cats back. Since cats always land on their feet and jam toast always lands jam side down... the cat'll just sit in mid-air spinning in circles...


5,655 posted on 12/12/2005 9:40:09 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Pleased to hear it, although, you sound down right chipper discussing the sun. Is your tooth still affecting you?


5,656 posted on 12/12/2005 9:40:45 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

NY state, where else?
The state that brought "What can I do ya for?" to the mainstream.


Guess what's up with my knees:

Cartilage behind the kneecaps-I have slightly extra!
And this forces the patella to bang into the lower end of the femur, and the top portion of your shin.
Oh, and my flat feet are adding to this slightly.
(Probably, I would guess, compounded by my loss of weight from 132 to 110-if-I'm-lucky..)


5,657 posted on 12/12/2005 9:40:49 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi!


5,658 posted on 12/12/2005 9:41:08 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

I wa there for that, and it was quite funny.
The spider was extremely P.O'd about not being able to bite the pill bug.

(We eventually overfed said spider and it ran away.)


5,659 posted on 12/12/2005 9:42:33 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

Well, we HAD a soccer-kicking spider...
but as my brother said, it ran away.
We were so disappointed.


5,660 posted on 12/12/2005 9:43:11 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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