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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Darksheare

usuually, but in this case we are trying to fleece the sheeple


5,041 posted on 12/11/2005 12:52:08 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

aren't we all?


5,042 posted on 12/11/2005 12:53:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare

Trows are an Orkney thing, I think.


5,043 posted on 12/11/2005 12:53:05 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I'm still waiting for this Ice Age they are 'promising' us!!"

Hmm. Maybe I should wait to place my offer on Manitoba until the oceanic current shuts down due to melting glaciers, and then the Northern latitudes start freezing up....

I could probably get Manitoba for "fire sale" prices then...

Nah. It would take too long to implement the solution then. I think I'll stick with the original timetable, although it might not be a bad idea to surreptitiously start "Plan B."

5,044 posted on 12/11/2005 12:54:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: King Prout

Maybe I'll just stick with Jack & his box. ;-)


5,045 posted on 12/11/2005 12:54:15 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: FRiends

I'm going out, seeya all later!!


5,046 posted on 12/11/2005 12:55:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
Maybe I'll just stick with Jack & his box

*bad idea generated*

a musical cranked jackinthebox... but when it gets to the "pop goes the weasel" part, a head of Pinhead lunges forth to the tune of screams and clanking chains, saying "TIME... TO PLAY."

5,047 posted on 12/11/2005 12:56:34 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

see ya round, IT


5,048 posted on 12/11/2005 12:56:59 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare

Thanks. I'm glad I never saw the
movie. Horror films aren't my thing.


5,049 posted on 12/11/2005 12:58:47 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

See you around... the next time I come out of hiding. :-)


5,050 posted on 12/11/2005 1:00:29 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare; King Prout

Ahem. If Jack has a box, "he's" not really "Jack", 'ya know what I'm sayin'?


5,051 posted on 12/11/2005 1:03:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde

you have missed little:
most "horror" movies are horrific
only in how bad they are


5,052 posted on 12/11/2005 1:04:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

no. not really. look at the >a-hem< action of the thing, and let yout pruriently freudian imagination do the rest


5,053 posted on 12/11/2005 1:05:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: All; King Prout; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Howdy Everyone!

I have discovered another store into which I may not go with any form of legal tender: PetSmart.

I went in to get a scratching post for Mcxlplx.

I walked out after filing adoption papers for a Mollie-look-alike, who's current name is too insipid to mention.

If the cat organization likes my app, we'll pick up the soon to be renamed cat later this week.

*sigh of defeat*


5,054 posted on 12/11/2005 1:07:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Darksheare; Darkchylde

*tsk*

don't you remember the mall pet store... and Mom... and the bunny-tray?


5,055 posted on 12/11/2005 1:09:25 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Chylde said Jack "and his box" not "in his box", IIRC. Two different things.


5,056 posted on 12/11/2005 1:10:31 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

I still avoid them, I never find them entertaining.
Actually, I don't watch much these days.


5,057 posted on 12/11/2005 1:11:23 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

Yes, but that was tasty morsels for Easter snacks.....And then there was Moose.

It wouldn't have happened if I hadn't played with your cat. Yeah. That's right. This is all your fault!


5,058 posted on 12/11/2005 1:12:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde

comedies?
I am slowly developing a taste for non-Pythonic comedies.


5,059 posted on 12/11/2005 1:16:10 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Mollie IS a rather seductive critter, ain't she?


5,060 posted on 12/11/2005 1:16:50 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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